Red Dwarf has had its day

Red Dwarf as it should be
Coming back to our screens after a 10 year absence is “Red Dwarf” arguably my favorite comedy show of all time. The icing on the cake is its Sci-Fi credentials. I have seen every single episode of the show from its very first showing in 1988 all the way through to its end, and I have loved it. Almost everyone around my age grew up with this show, and it means the world to me. But, unfortunately, I don’t think it can recapture the magic it once had. It has had its day, and should be left in our memory as one of the best shows ever made.
I am not looking forward to this re-awakening of the crimson short one. Coming very soon are four entirely new “episodes” of the show. But its not being produced by the BBC, its not even showing on the BBC. It is being produced and shown on Dave. A mediocre TV channel known for showing re-runs of old BBC shows. It is great to watch them again, but I do not want them making their own content. But they are, and my favourite show at that.
Back to Earth
There will be a two part episode “Red Dwarf: Back to Earth”, an obligatory “Making Of” episode (thanks Dr Who Confidential) and some sort of special improvised show. All I can say is… “What the hell?” This isn’t what the fans want. It seems to me this is more ego boosting than it is creative.
Before they have even begun they are telling us they are going to make it back to earth. The last series ended with Red Dwarf exploding and the gang having to escape. So I am thinking they will be back on Star Bug trying to find their way home. Back to the standard fare of the series then, but how are they going to make it back home. I will put my money on a massive plot hole that magically lets them get back.
By the sounds of it Kochanski (Chloë Annett) doesn’t seem to be involved (not confirmed either way). My biggest fear was they would dump her character again, this would be a mistake, as she really brought something new to the series, she is a great actress, and was a lot of fun.
But I think the main problem will be the content of the episodes. It is hard to say, but from what I have head it sounds as if the two episodes will be more of a clip show than story. If that’s true it will be an almighty kick in the nuts. Clip shows as will all know are the bane of all American TV shows. I don’t want to see clips of shows from a series I have already watched… I saw them in context of the actual show they were in… I don’t need anyone to try and repackage them as some sort of new story. It pisses me off no end. So if it turns out this new series is some sort look back at the show.. I will be pissed. I have all the DVDs, I have watched all the extras. There is nothing they will be able to tell me in two 30 minute episodes that I don’t already know. I want new content, I want to get back to what they show was all about.
The other parts
The other two episodes in this new “series” will be a making of, and some sort of stage show. I think I can safely call these filler and ego.
The making will the interesting, but nothing we have not seen before. Llewellyn will bitch about the costume. The rest will all take the piss. Great to see, and I hope funny. But nothing we have not seeing the either of the two hour long making off videos (“smeg ups” and “smeg outs”). So no matter how good it is, it won’t be new.
That leaves me with the stage show part of the production. This is the bit I am looking forward to the least. I hate to see this, but with the exception of Chris Barry the guys are not that funny without a clever script (something lacking since Rob Grant & Doug Naylor split).
The End
I really hope they can pull something off here. I really want them to turn around and show is all they are still good at what they do, and they still have more to show us. But I fear they can’t do that any more. Because of they I think Red Dwarf has had its day, and it should be left to rest.
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